It's so hard to write with muddy pants.
Anyway, the following is a story that a friend of mine wrote in high school, along with the teacher's reaction to the story, and some illustrations of the story by me. Because, let's face it: what's funnier than an anthropomorphic sperm? Not too fuckin' much.
The writer of the story and the teacher grading the story will remain anonymous, but let the author know what you think of his high school flight of fancy. Did you ever write some hilarious stuff in school? Was it also about jizz?
Thanks to everyone for continuing to "follow" me despite my inability to be a very active blogger of late. You are all awesome.
Here we go....
Let me know what you think about Sammy and his adventure.