8.23.2010

Photo De La Semaine: Reach For The Sky

I'm back!

I have to be honest with you.  I am whipped.  The trip to Florida did me some good.  I returned Sunday evening and spent all day today (Monday) getting stuff ready for school.  I had to get school supplies, my student ID, some more books, a new back pack, and some other shit.  I love the feeling of new pencils and notebooks and pens.  I guess that's why I am an aspiring professional writer, as opposed to, say, a gay-for-pay pornographic actor.

The excitement level about my return to academia is pretty much as high as it could go, I think.  I am pumped.  I can't wait for class tomorrow, and I am not totally certain that I will be able to sleep tonight because my mind is really racing about all of this.


Just so you guys know, I finished Twilight over the weekend, and I will be posting reviews of it thrice this week.

"Thrice, he says?" you might be wondering.

That's right.  Thrice.  From three different perspectives.  The first one will be from the perspective of an actual vampire.  The second review will be from a young American girl's perspective.  The third review of Twilight will be my own assessment of the book and it's literary value.

I don't want to give you too much information on that now, so I'll just stop there, and tell you about Florida.

An accurate rendition of me in Florida over the weekend.

I don't have too terribly much to report about my trip to Florida.  I took some photos, and presumably those will end up here soon enough.  The trip was not all leisure, and the matter that I was attending to was one of a more personal nature.  As such, I won't (yet) burden you guys with the details.  I will tell you that I have come back to Longmont with a clearer mind.  I feel a little more serene, and I definitely feel more equipped to jump into this school thing.

Panama City, though, it must be said, is a fucking natural furnace (as you can see above).  I really missed this beautiful dry crisp Colorado air.  Mostly 'cause I kept randomly bursting into flames down there at the drop of a hat.

Other things I missed: 

-My beautiful girlfriend (who started school today again).
-My personal toiletries (I am very particular about the products I use in the bathroom).
-My cat (who missed me mucho).
-And of course, writing this little blog here, and reading everyone else's blogs.

Just a couple other items to whiz through here before I hit you with the photo of the week.  First, I have added the "link exchange" section to my "sites I like" page.  I added links there and elsewhere on that page, so check them out at your leisure, and remember that you can find your name on the link exchange list by linking to my blog first, and then e-mailing/tweeting/facebooking me with the URL and a blurb about your blog.  If I have overlooked you (I received quite a few e-mails on this, some of which may have fallen through the cracks) or if you are already linking to me, let me know so that credit can be given and we can keep growing this blogosphere thing until it becomes self aware and murders us all in our sleep.

Also, I've been noted at another blog.  "The Loaded Handbag" is the title of this blog, and I think everyone should run over there and check it out.  The blog post in question can be found here.

Lastly: (this one's for the gentlemen) if you keep your penis inside of your pants, but just flip your balls out over the top of your pants, exposing them, and then walk up to people and say "check out my new belt buckle", directing their eyes to your misshapen bag of goodies, you will get some awesome reactions.  Laughing will ensue.  I promise.

And now.... the (belated) photo of the week....

Let Jera, my girlfriend and the photographer, know what you think.  You can see this photo, and some others in the related series, at her blog here.


Illicit Shooting


Love.

24 comments:

Pavla Romelia said...

So how do you know what a young american girl or a vampires perspective is?? I cant wait to read to your review! Yes Florida is a furnace.. I live in south Florida, and easily break a sweat walking from my car to the job... BBBUUUTT the people down here are super hot too... LOL

www.thedramaticcomedyofmylife.blogspot.com

Simple Dude said...

I love that photo. Nice the way the light is playing between the two buildings. Where is it? It would give me a bit of vertigo to be standing there looking up like that. Don't ask me why, but I can actually get more freaked out standing at the bottom of a tall building looking up then at the top looking down. Weird.

I can verify the general hotness of Panama City, and not in a good way, from having some friends that live in Pensacola which is just down the panhandle a piece. Being a northern climate guy myself that would not be a place I could frequent this time of year.

Looking forward to the Twilight review... kind of.

SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/

Annah said...

I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say you've been missed. Love the spin on the whole Twilight thing, can't wait to read what you whip up. (Won't comment on your whole belt and balls thing, what is it with you!?!?! lol)

Now go give Jera a thousand kisses and stop blogging. Good luck with school tomorrow!

The Adorkable Ditz said...

Three different perspectives of Twilight? Hmmm this is going to be interesting! And I will get onto checking that page!

The Adorkable Ditz

http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

The Ranter's Box said...

Welcome back Charles. You have been missed. Looking forward to reading your Twilight reviews. ...Oh, and even though the belt buckle tip was for the guys, I still found it amusing. Thank you for not posting related photos! ; )
xo The Empress

http://rantersbox.blogspot.com

Mae said...

Glad you're back! Yea, its hot as shit down here. Its kinda gross sometimes, but we try to abide.
Can't wait to read the upcoming Twilight reviews.

...and beautiful shot Jera!

Keda said...

glad you enjoyed your holiday. Even gladder that Twilight read turned out to be a worst book to read vote.

Please don't forget to mention the fact that Bella is a real role model for woman everywhere. I mean this is what we secretly want: To be all needy and pathetic, with no grace and no ability to stand on our own two feet, always pining for the guy that is the worst to have.

This is of course besides the point that I think a vampire and human relationship is kind of like a human and cow relationship, but whatever. Where's Anne Rice when you need her?

http://www.journey-keeper.com/

The Halloween Blues said...

Oh wow, as a horror/Halloween enthusiast, I'm very much looking forward to your Twilight review from a Vampire's perspective.

I've tried something similar to that belt buckle gag, I would not recommend it. I don't know about you, but that shit really pulls on your groin. It's funny for about 10 seconds till you buckle over in pain.

Kalei's Best Friend said...

Love that angle!...My friend in Florida says the weather sux... Looks like u survived the heat tho. Enjoy the humidity??

Lacie said...

Me! Me! You forgot about me!

Glad you're back.

Mynx said...

Welcome home Charles and good luck with school. Can't wait to read your Twilight reviews.
And thankyou thankyou thankyou for listing my blog on your links page. I has made me feel special :)

Joe Pereira said...

It's good to have you back in one piece from Panama.Shame you didn't read Obama's, would have saved me doing it, never mind, I await your review nonetheless. Can't say I will try your 'belt buckle trick',(being so well endowed it would back-fire on me)it would be more like a 'belly bag trick' haha. By the way, you have not yet added me to your links page :( pleeeeeeeease. Thanks
www.joesgossip.blogspot.com

Chaplain Donna said...

Welcome back! I have to say you are becoming one of my favorite blogs. You continually crack me up (with laughter). This is certainly not my usual genre, but for some reason you got me hooked. I'm glad I found your great personality on this hugh web.

Lots of love,
Chaplain Donna

by the way,
Jera's photo is great. I get dizzy looking at it, what an angle.

Fred Miller said...

Twenty years later, I still get pumped when kids talk about going back to college. So much energy thrumming in your veins. It's like a second springtime for your body, your sex, and your mind. Have a great year!

Alexa O said...

"I would buy you a bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils, if I knew your name and address." - From "You've Got Mail"

Can't wait to be burdened with all the details of everything!

The Barreness said...

Well it's about f*cking time, Charles.

Honestly, I've reread your last post about ten times - whenever I need to remember what great writing looks like - and it was begining to get a bit tired of hearing myself quote it.

"...and white smoke curls up from the ash tray next to me, connecting me to the known."

Fab.

So anyway, welcome welcome welcome home. I'm glad you finished Twilight (she cackles wickedly), and look forward to reading your thoughts.

Also, am I the only one who wouldn't have minded some demonstrative imagery for the balls/beltbuckle senario??

Typical.

- B x

Emily said...

Keep your whatsit-hoodles in your pantaloonies, sir.

I do not imagine your new classmates will take to you very well if you don't.

http://estrogenator.blogspot.com/

Liz said...

I love new school supplies too!

The balls thing- do you get extra points for drawing (something like eyeballs?) on them first?
Erm, just wondering.....

Jera- photo is way cool.

Liz

TOTOJEE said...

its tipically cooool....

Julianna said...

Jera- Love the prespective and the play on words for the title. Not what I was expecting. the mirror imaging in the building brings yet another dimention to it as well. Well done as always!

Charles- You make me wish I was back in school. Of course, if I was I have no idea what I'd do with my kids, and that kind of take the fun out of it. Glad you had a good time self combusting in FL, now put your balls away, and go smooch your girl. -J

http://www.mom2mentalmidgets.blogspot.com

(A simple blog about a 30 something woman trying to survive being surrounded by boys of all ages)

R.D. Mira said...

3 perspectives? I seriously can't wait. I've been getting more of my friends to read your stuff. It's comic gold.

Thanks for adding me to the link exchange too! I feel honored because I know the following you have. I hope one day I can have my very own following. All anyone ever wants to be is interesting and the fact you think I am is very humbling. You rock man!

Charles said...

Thanks to everyone for the comments. I am still backlogged right now, so I am just going to leave a blanket comment here, saying something like the following:

"you guys are awesome and I really missed you all those few days while i wasn't blogging. thanks!"

actually... i'll just say exactly that. ;-)

geets said...

Great picture Jera!!! It takes a good eye and patience to capture light at that perfect moment for such a cool picture!

alexis. said...

The man on fire picture was not predicted and I laughed very hard. Five thumbs up on that one.

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